FRIDAY BARGAIN BIN

Creepy Doll Hands or Earrings?: were $48, now $19.95

These are totally grossing me out, which is what I like about them.

Sephora Multi-Purpose Oil: was $8, now $5 (don’t forget your free samples!)

Any oil heads out there? Seriously, do you put this all over your head? Talk to us.

Keep on Humming Game: was $9.99, now $5.99

At first this “name that tune” game looked fun. Upon further reflection it will definitely bring out someone’s inner Record Store Guy.

Bouqs Flash Sale, 20% off with code “DATENIGHT”

Twenty percent isn’t a lot but it’s more than free shipping and you do have to send someone flowers. Think about it.

VS Satin Trench Coat: was $169.50, now $49.99

If your partner is the kind of person who would get all turned on by the idea of whatever is under this “trench coat,'“ keep that weirdo.

IT Cosmetics Lash Blowout Mascara: was $25, now $15

I recently got the sample size and love it. Super volumizing, easy to wash off but doesn’t crumble throughout the day. The packaging couldn’t be worse.

Pressed Juicery Fanny Pack: $2 with $29 purchase

I guess this week’s newsletter has a theme: kind of ugly, bad things that I like and/or own. (Yes, I own this, but I swear I got it for the kids.)

Aromatherapy Slippers???: were $48, now $19.95

Are these meant to encourage you to become more bendy, or…?

Opte Beauty Device for Age Spot Removal and Facial Toning: $599

It also applies airbrush makeup only to your zits. Hahaha… WHAT IS THIS. Makeup? More like make up your mind!

Animal Crossing Olive Garden Sign by me.

If you’d like the design code…