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Zenni Glasses: $6.95 with prescription lenses, I am not kidding.
Perhaps there is something really terrible going on at this company because seven bucks doesn’t make a lick of sense BUT Rashida Jones is a model and spokesperson for them? I like her.
edX Courses: Free
Did you know you can take free classes online from Harvard and MIT and shit? I’m auditing this logic class at Stanford, ooh la la. “This course has no prerequisites except an interest in the way in which we use language to construct arguments and justify conclusions.” Good, because that’s all I’ve got.
Positive Graphic Tote Bag: was $19, now $9.99
“Positive” my ass.
Cash Frenzy Slot Machine App: Free
Whatever; you’re bored too!
Joan Vass Cardigan: was $98, now $26.97
Quick Rorschach: What do you see?
Mario Badescu Rose Water Spray and Hand Cream: was $20, now $15
I think this set is on sale because it comes in a box with snowflakes on it? The 8oz spray (which I love) is usually $12 alone so I’ll race you. Don’t forget your three free samples when you check out.
Mini Portable Air Purifier: was $29.99, now $23.99
End times, but make it fashion.
Shashi Electra Earrings: were $48, now $24
A wearable version of Leah’s confessional earrings from RHONY! They’re also perfect for distracting people from how shitty you look on Zoom.
Iris & Ink Faux Snakeskin Booties: were $140, now $58
I know someone who owns these and at first I was like “give me a break” but now I’m like “give them to me.” And this…
Madewell The Abroad Shoulder Bag: was $168, now $89.70 with code “HOWNICE”
It feels terrible putting anything even close to expensive on here right now, but these never go on sale. If you’ve got a few bucks, enjoy!
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For the Rohrschach, I see a fire demon, which seems environmentally appropriate. But please tell us more about the logic class.
I love everything about this Friday Bargain Bin! I own many weird little items over the years that you've recommended, Jane. I love my Zennis and have about 20 pairs, and may as well get the pair in today's Bin. Probably going with the hot pink, though.